By Nelly Reifler
A poor crime happens in Elect H. Mouse kingdom Judge.
Two younger lady are kidnapped and held hostage through a band of non secular enthusiasts. The girls' apprehensive father, a political candidate at the eve of an incredible election, has purposes of his personal to not visit the police, so he hires a couple of shady inner most eyes to enquire. all of the parts of a vintage noir—except that the abducted women are mice, the kidnappers are Sunshine kinfolk dolls, and the detectives are Barbie and Ken.
Part Seventies youth dreamscape, half Raymond Chandler, it is a international either regular and remodeled. intercourse retailers, illicit affairs, spies, political hypocrisy, and unsafe zealots may perhaps coexist with Barbie and Ken's acrobatic poolside intercourse, however the crises of religion that Nelly Reifler's characters face are as actual as our personal. Elect H. Mouse nation Judge is an unusual—and masterful—blend of irony and tenderness, and a relocating portrayal of a father attempting and failing to do the best factor.
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WANN IST EINE KAUTION UNVERSCHÄMT HOCH? Unverschämt hohe Kaution > (Jahre, die ihr schon Bros seid) x 100 Dollar ARTIKEL 60 Ein Bro soll Vater und Mutter ehren, denn einst waren auch sie Bro und Braut. Doch soll ein Bro niemals Bro und Braut in ihnen sehen. ARTIKEL 61 Wenn ein Bro aus irgendeinem Grund auf einen Jahrestag in der Beziehung eines anderen Bros aufmerksam wird, dann muss er sich bemühen, diesem Bro die Information zu übermitteln, auch wenn er glaubt, dass der Bro vielleicht von sich aus daran denkt.
Braut: Iiih, schau dir die falschen Titten an. Bro: Glaubst du echt? Braut: Dann heirate sie doch, wenn dir so was gefällt! Braut: Iiih, schau dir die falschen Titten an. Bro: Von so was verstehe ich nichts. Braut: Ach? Glaub mir, die sind falsch. * Größer = besser. ARTIKEL 37 Ein Bro ist zu keiner Zeit verpflichtet, jemandem eine Tür aufzuhalten. Wenn Frauen darauf bestehen, ihre eigene Basketball-Profiliga haben zu wollen, dann müssen sie sich auch die Türen selbst aufmachen. So schwer sind die ja schließlich nicht.
Es ist ganz normal, dass ein Bro etwas verwirrt ist, wenn er mit einer Braut Schluss machen möchte. Wahrscheinlich macht er sich Sorgen, dass sie sich aufregen oder gar gewalttätig werden könnte, wenn er ihr ganz vernünftig erklärt, dass er gern Sex mit ihren Freundinnen hätte. Das sind die Augenblicke, in denen ein Bro seinen Bro am meisten braucht, damit der ihm sagt, dass es noch jede Menge andere Bräute gibt und dass man auch ohne Stress und gefahrlos Schluss machen kann, sogar mit minimalem Zeitaufwand.