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By James Alexander

ISBN-10: 1906051070

ISBN-13: 9781906051075

This number of humorous sayings from worldwide - overlaying topics from pessimism and funds to happiness, drink and growing old - is a perfect reward, impulse purchase or Christmas current, certain to elevate amusing. brief sayings in line with lengthy adventure - there are stacks the following so that you can get pleasure from!

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Benjamin Franklin) Food without wine is like a day without sunshine. (Italian) Good as drink is, it ends in thirst. (Irish) He who drinks on credit will get drunk twice. (Serbian) 54 ' Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit about in a boat and guzzle beer all day. (Anon) 55 If alcohol is a crutch, then whiskey is the wheelchair. (Anon) It is sweet to drink but bitter to pay for. (Irish) One drink is enough, two drinks are too many, three drinks are not enough.

Spanish) 58 There’s no harm in the wine – it’s the drunkenness that is to blame.

Anon) There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. (Calvin and Hobbes) There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. (Chinese) Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin) 33 Too many cooks spoil the broth. Let someone else prepare dinner. (Anon) True power comes from a mix of co-operation and silence. (South Africa) When the door is closed, learn to slide across the crack of the sill. (Nigeria) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.

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